Flarf a new form of poetry I shared with me by Charlie Zero 1. Read here Flarf poem here:
It’s a little bit different and hardcore. I think my version is kind of soft but there are a few naughty words, So readers beware.
I don’t give a shit about mayhem
I’m riding with Allstate
I’ll be strutting like that sexy bitch
be doing on Scandals
you’ll be ill looking for Macdreamy
but your rare disease needs House
my funk clings like marshmallow fluff
and orbit gum in your funky weave
you can flip me, toss me and I won’t stick like crazy glue
I got swag I got charisma like the 44 POTUS
Style and grace like the FLOTUS
fuck with me and I’ll slice and dice with a Ginsu knife
I got a steel door from Home Depot
I’m opening it wide
I’ll be sagging
making it easy for you to kiss
my Honey Boo Boo ass
then you can wipe that cake boss fondant special
off your Cover Girl needing face
January 17, 2013 at 2:55 PM
I like hardcore. Do it again.
January 17, 2013 at 4:49 PM
HeeHe! I see what I can do.
January 17, 2013 at 4:24 PM
Different, Kim… Seems like just another way of vocalizing attitudes… So, all’s good…
January 17, 2013 at 4:49 PM
I just had to try it out and see.
January 17, 2013 at 4:59 PM
I see it as ‘art’…!
January 17, 2013 at 5:59 PM
Whoa , never expected this but I like it …what an aggressive piece and it is good to be aggressive sometimes. Great job simi sister!! ((xx))
January 17, 2013 at 6:31 PM
Thanks Simi Sister. I played around with it.
January 17, 2013 at 6:33 PM
January 17, 2013 at 11:40 PM
seemed more serious than play but wonderfully done!! ((xx))
January 17, 2013 at 6:36 PM
hahahaha!!! I love this side of your….You experimented with the use of “Flarf” and “Romance” which made it an even unique style of your writing. I dig this so much…You should experiment it more with other types of genre. Flarf mix with love flarf mix with beer and sex.
Two-thumbs way up! for this Excellent Flarf poem.
January 17, 2013 at 8:21 PM
It was fun writing it. It helped me out of my mood I was in yesterday.
January 18, 2013 at 1:09 PM
Your flarf poem impressed me a lot. I’d like to see more later on.
January 17, 2013 at 7:07 PM
Yay! This is aggressively powerful, Kim. Well done
January 17, 2013 at 8:22 PM
It a new style poem I had to try it out.
January 17, 2013 at 10:51 PM
Lyrical!
January 18, 2013 at 4:49 AM
Thanks.
January 18, 2013 at 4:48 PM
Interesting new form–thanks for sharing.
January 18, 2013 at 5:17 PM
Yes it is.